This page won't directly show anything NSFW, but it talks about it a lot and has links to Klaaru's NSFW socials! If you're a minor, seriously, listen to the main page and get out! You aren't supposed to be here!
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All the risque stuff! Hope you're okay with NSFW kinks!

If you're a minor, get outta here! This ain't stuff you should be looking at! You're putting both yourself and me in danger!

So, you've come to the spooky, scary NSFW section of my website? Brave, aren't you? Well, don't worry, I'm not gonna directly show you any detailed stuff on this page! It'll purely be text, and some links to my NSFW accounts online, such as on Mastodon. Before we get started though, I might as well warn you now on the general topics, so if you don't like them, you can leave right now.

  • Hyper, the kink where body parts, particularly the NSFW ones, are much larger than they realistically would be
  • Vore, and a variety of its types, such as oral, cock, navel, and many others
  • Inflation, primarily through cum, but other types might be mentioned
  • General "fatfur", big bellies, weight gain, stuff like that, but never really extreme such as "blob" level stuff, I'm not comfortable with that
  • Weird penetration locations, such as the ear, navel, or cock
  • Probably other stuff I'm forgetting, but I think you get the gist by now

As stated, this is what you'll see talked about here, and will possibly see if you continue to my NSFW accounts on other platforms. Speaking of which, those will be linked here now, so that you don't need to scroll through a bunch more text to find them!

If you wanna chat about horny/vorny stuff, my Discord alt is @deafstick!

NSFW Mastodon FurAffinity

I also run a vore community on Discord known as Externals! We're very friendly, laid back, and are welcoming to any vore enjoyers. We also talk about other kinks, too! We strive to be a generally safe space for many different kinks. If you'd like to join, please, click on the button below!

Externals Server

Now then, on to the talk about the stuff!

This section is basically going to be going into much further detail about my kinks, what "flavor" of them I like, and why I'm into them! So seriously, if you're a minor or are uncomfortable with the topics mentioned above, leave now, this IS your final warning.

Hyper

Hyper's a fun one! I've never been all that interested in most normal sized stuff, it never really clicked with me. I like things bigger, and I do mean BIGGER. Once I found out about the term hyper I knew it was the kink I had all along. Something about just, absolutely HUGE parts really gets me goin'. Breasts, cock, balls, any sexual part that's way bigger than it should and I'm into it. Why? I'll probably never know if I'm being honest.

Vore

Now here's one I can go on about, vore is without a doubt my TOP kink, completely 100% up there. It has SO much to offer for me, and honestly, I'm into quite a lot of the different types and "subkinks" it has as well. Regular ol' oral vore, cock vore, breast vore, navel vore, I'm into a huge list that I can't possibly write here otherwise the page will just be way too long! Anyway, vore's both sexual, and non-sexual for me. It can be nice and cozy, having someone inside them, or it can be entirely for sexual pleasure! Personally I prefer the cozy, non-sexual kind more, but I'm not opposed to the pleasuring types, of course!

I'm into all sorts of situations with vore, digestion, endo, there's yet again, too many to list! So instead, I'm gonna put something nice and convenient here, a chart! Clicking on it will lead to the source of the chart, so if you want, you can fill out your own, if you're into it!

If you want to know more about any of these, you'll have to ask me about it! Don't worry, I don't bite! I'll eventually write more on this page, but for now, this is all! If you made it this far, hey, thanks! It probably means you're into this stuff too, so maybe you'd like talkin with me about this kinda stuff?