> About Me

Well, you already know my name, that being Klaaru! You can also call me Twig, if you prefer, I don't mind either name! I prefer Klaaru these days but I know it's an odd name and kinda hard to say. Anyway, I'm just your average otherkin, non-binary Protogen on the internet. I'm 25 years old as of writing, born on July 12th, 2000. My interests are video games, movies and TV shows, photography, and some kinky stuff I won't go into detail on here. If you're curious on the kinky stuff, AND you're at least 18 years old, just go check out my NSFW social accounts in the Contact tab.

Oh, I also just so happen to be a Plural System! If you don't know what that is, I recommend reading up on it here. The TL;DR of it is that I share a body with several beings up in my brain. Sounds weird, I know, but it is a real thing! The usual medical terms are DID and OSDD, you can look those up if you like. Anyway it's usually just me (Klaaru) talking to folks so don't worry too much about it, most people never see any of the others, and if they do it's either because we really trust you or it's some sort of emergency situation where I'm totally shutting down mentally.

That's most everything you really need to know about me, the rest you can find out by getting to know me, if I let you. I'm a bit of a socially awkward and anxious guy, so, I tend to be kinda closed off, sorry! It's nothing personal, ever, I'm just like that. The rest of this page will just go into some other important things about interacting with me, as you can read below.

> DNI List

If you fit into anything in this list, I want nothing to do with you and will most likely be blocking you. Most of this is pretty obviously bad shit.

• Pedophiles
• "Zoophiles" (Animal Abusers)
• Sysmeds
• Those who claim systems aren't real
• Anti-neopronouns
• Anti-LGBT+
• Transmeds

> Contact Info

I don't actually use a lot of the usual social media you'd expect. In fact, I'm pretty minimal in what I do online! But I still have ways for people to contact me, of course, so here's those things.

SFW Accounts:

NSFW Accounts:

You must be 18+ to view these! If I catch you following either one while being a minor I WILL block you!

> Blog Index

I enjoy writing blog entries about, well, just stuff I wanna talk about! Social media platforms never have enough space for my full thoughts on a lot of things, so I decided to start this. I don't post these very often, but they're fun to write, it's a very different vibe than my usual posts to Mastodon.

Oh, and sometimes other headmates write blog entries! This is somewhere that all of us can write what they're thinking to post online. Whoever wrote the entry will be listed alongside the date underneath the title of the entry's page.

"New Website Layout & Some Life Updates" 02/19/2026

"Nostalgic Memories" 8/14/2024

"Revealing My NSFW Accounts" 12/29/2023

"Protogens DNI" 12/24/2023

> Writing Hub

If you somehow didn't know, I'm a writer! I like to write stories from time to time, as well as smut. The link below leads to an index of all my stories, hosted here on Neocities. Ones that have been posted to places like Furaffinity will also have a link to their upload there, too. If it isn't obvious from me mentioning both smut and Furaffinity, you must be 18+ to read my writing! I don't ID check you here though, because fuck all those recent laws around the world, that's way too invasive.

This is heavily WIP, and might not even survive being a thing, so, expect this to be broken for a while, or removed at some point.

Writing Hub Index

> Character Profiles

I used to have a Toyhouse account, and technically, I still do, but I find it much too tedious to manage, so I host my character profiles here now! Some of these characters will have adult content in them, so you must be 18+ to view most of them.

> Shrines

These are my website's shrines! If you don't know what shrines are, they're pages dedicated to stuff I really like! They're not like, meant to be weird, they're just stuff I enjoy enough to want to dedicate part of my website to, and share it with everyone else!

Minecraft

Night in the Woods

Rayman

> Memorial

A section dedicated to all of my cats that have passed away, usually far too early, unfortunately. Due to just how many strays I take care of, I can only reasonably include ones that I know for a fact are dead and are not just out exploring for a long time.

You might also notice the difference in photo style after the first two entries, as I got my new camera after those were made, so they were taken on a phone instead of a proper camera. I do regret not having gotten a proper camera before then, but hindsight is 20/20, and I don't want to edit the photos to look like they were taken with the new camera, that'd feel wrong.

The smallest, quietest, and sweetest cat I've ever had. I loved him with all my heart, and I'll forever miss him after he had been hit by a truck speeding down our street, not even bothering to stop.

The kitten of a feral cat, she slowly warmed up to me and became an absolute sweetheart. She was a lapcat, she never sat still unless you were rubbing her, she had such an adorable little voice. In 2023 she had kittens, and they're all sweethearts just like her. Sadly, she was hit by a car, speeding down our street recklessly. It was a quick death, but still heartbreaking. She will be missed dearly.

> Changelog

03/17/2026

- Added the Memorial section from the old design of my website, updated to fit with the redesign. This is, sadly, in preparation for another entry to be added to it in about three days.

03/07/2026

- Removed my Discord username from Contact Info. I was getting too many suspicious accounts in my friend requests after I had updated my site to have it. Sorry if that was the only choice you had, but I don't wanna take chances on accepting random friend requests.

03/02/2026

- Reworded and added a basic list to the Shrines tab. Still no pages for anything, I just wanted to get a list for planning what I'd have pages for. Also decided to keep the shrines page as just part of this index.html file, no real reason to have the shrines list be a separate page.

- Fixed the background image not displaying. Now there's stars just like on my Guestbook!

- Added a marquee to the 404 page.

02/22/2026

- Combined the Writing and Characters tabs into one, replaced the Characters tab with a Shrines tab instead. Basically just cut and pasted the Characters tab contents underneath what was in the Writing tab. I'll work on making that look better later. Shrines is currently empty, as it's late while I'm doing this, so those will be added at a later date.

- Edited the 404 page to have a cool video to watch while you're there.

02/21/2026

- Began work on organizing the Character Index and Writing Hub better. Not gonna finish this today due to headaches, but I got it started, at least.

02/19/2026

- Added an Oneko script to the main page. A little cat now follows your cursor around!

- Posted a new blog entry.

02/18/2026

- Reworked the website from the ground up! Brand new look, much cleaner to work with, and hopefully nicer on the eyes, too. Should be relatively mobile friendly, but links might be difficult to tap on.

- Added this new changelog section. Now the history of this site starting from now will be documented here. The "What's New" section on the home page will stay as a TL;DR of the latest changes.

- Added sections for hosting my writing and character profiles. Currently unfinished, plan on doing them later so I don't get burnt out.

- Switched to a new, much nicer Guestbook provider. It can't use my exact HTML and CSS, but it's worth it for the features it has.

- Rewrote the About and Contact sections so that everything is fit into one page each. All NSFW info other than the fact that I have NSFW accounts is now omitted from being talked about.